"Potty-mouthed Anglophile with a fetish for homeless men. She’s probably not even actually British." Description via mageflower
Okay, let’s do this one last time, yeah? For real this time. This is it. My name is Miles Morales. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for like two days, I’ve been the one and only Spider-Man. I think you know the rest.
SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER VERSE (2018)
dir. Peter Ramsey, Robert Persichetti Jr., Rodney Rothman
giant days #2 // caught in the middle
Esther De Groot in Giant Days #1
You can literally just smell the Reddit on some boys
sometimes dreams come true
So, trying out a new pet-name, I decided to call my wife “Vanilla Bean”– just giving it a go because vanilla is my favorite flavor and beans are cute and she’s my favorite and also cute.
Now, apparently “Vanilla” is plain and boring and baby did not appreciate being called plain and boring, and so here is a list of the pet names she’s given me in last few minutes:
- My saltine cracker
- The concept of Kansas
- My dearest manila folder
- That beige color they paint offices
- Bleached white rice
- You blank word document, you
- My perfect suburbs Republican
- Tap water
@tiefighter‘Aaaahh’ ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’
give-me-dragons-or-give-me-death:
strange women running through fields of wheat distributing power to fringe extremists is no basis for a system of government
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