You’ll need to hear the whole story.

The thing is- she didn’t. Not really. And Varric didn’t need to tell it. He could have told Cassandra just what she needed to know and been in and out in maybe an hour. But Varric can’t resist a good story any more than he can resist the chance to visit a rather lengthy revenge on this woman who dragged him out of the Hanged Man and into a house that’s a shell of its former self.

You need to hear the whole story. And oh, look at that. You need me to tell it to you.