rhiannon42:

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giantspatula:

brennacedria:

subterraneanbunnypig:

Best Friend: Loki

Lover: Loki

First Kiss: Hawkeye

Enemy: Hawkeye

Cockblocked by: Thor (of course)

Killed by: Loki

MINE IS A STORY FULL OF DRAMA

BF: Black Widow

Lover: Steve Rogers

First Kiss: Steve Rogers

Enemy: Thor

Cockblocked: Tony Stark

Killed by: Thor

I never reblog these but mine was perfect. 

BF: Bruce 

Lover: Thor

First Kiss: Tony

Enemy: Loki

Cockblocked: Black Widow

Killed By: Black Widow

Cue my self-insert fanfiction here. 

Yeah I don’t normally do them either, but unf, Steve Rogers.

Okay, this was too ridiculous not to share.

• Best friend: Steve Rogers
• Lover: Hawkeye
• First kiss: Steve Rogers (former lovers become best friends? I can roll with that)
• Enemy: Steve Rogers (…or maybe not)
• Cockblocked by: Loki (figures)
• Killed by: Steve Rogers

Clearly Joss Whedon is writing this movie as well.

Best friend: Captain America

Lover: Hawkeye

First Kiss: Thor

Enemy: Black Widow

Cockblocked by: Captain America (not cool man, not cool)

Killed by: Thor

So my BFF thinks Hawkeye’s bad for me and tries to break up the relationship, and then I get killed by a jealous ex. Awesome.

Bestie: Iron Man

Lover: Black Widow

First Kiss: Iron Man

Enemy: Thor (nnnoooo!)

Cockblocked by: Thor (Makes sense I guess)

Killed by: Black Widow

What a tragedy! My first kiss and first love Tony fails to protect me from the violence and cockblocking of the Odinson ):