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December 2011

The armor feels strange, a heavy weight on his shoulders, so different from the feel of rough cloth. And the sword and shield feel odd in his hands. There is no mirror to look in, and Erik wonders how he looks. Changed? He feels like he is, changing slowly, just steps away from leaving his life as a farmer behind to become an adventurer. All he has to do now is step out the door.

When he leaves his room his father looks up and nods, just once, then returns to fixing his hoe. This is about as enthusiastic as Mralki gets, so Erik allows himself a small smile and clanks over to sit at the table.

“Reckon I’ll need a mercenary name.”

“What’s wrong with just Erik?” His father asks, carefully re-pinning the blade to the haft. Erik opens his mouth to explain, but he can’t find the words to distinguish between Erik, who grows vegetables on the family farm and has never been anywhere but Whiterun, and this new man he’s becoming.

“It’ll be good for business.” he decides, as business is something Mralki understands. “They’re all something the something.”

“Erik Green-Thumb?”

Erik rolls his eyes. “How about Erik the Slayer?”

Dec 22, 20113 notes
Reblog if you met epic people on tumblr this year.
Dec 22, 201149,741 notes
#reblog meme #epiiiiiic
Dec 22, 2011107 notes
#batman #robin #snow
Tumblr help

I have just gotten to eat lunch

It is 3.11

My kneecaps are balls of pain

My hip has mutinied

Work is hell

I cannot do another day of this.

I hereby leave my gif folder to the internets, to form the foundation of a collection in my name.

Everything else goes to my cats.

Dec 22, 20113 notes
#the last will and testament of historymiss
Dec 22, 20114,916 notes
#zuko #sokka #avatar: the last airbender

drawgirldraw replied to your post: spicyshimmy replied to your post: spicyshimmy…

Flight of the Conchords is the best. I’ve got both seasons on DVD, and I’ve got one of their soundtracks.

Have you listened to their radio series? It’s pretty great, especially if you’re a fan of Murray.

Dec 21, 2011

spicyshimmy replied to your post: spicyshimmy replied to your photo dreamy sigh….

you have used a flight of the conchords gif. as if my love for you was not already too powerful for words!

You like Flight of the Conchords too?! That’s awesome :D I spent a good portion of my first year at uni driving everyone I knew crazy with Conchords songs.

thesilverfeatheredraven replied to your photo

*waggles eyebrows*

(pretty soon my gif folder will be 90% Abed eyebrow-waggling. Or just 90% Abed. I think I might have a problem.)

Dec 21, 2011

spicyshimmy replied to your photo

dreamy sigh. hello there.

(Aaaahaha if this gif was accurate it would be a grumpy nerd with terrible hair wearing her work uniform and awkwardly grinning.)

Dec 21, 2011
#but because this is the internet I can use Brett from Flight of the Conchords instead
Dec 21, 20114 notes
#I love you aaaalllll #although as usual I am late to the party
Dec 21, 201113,100 notes
#dorfs #lord of the rings #the hobbit #dwarves #in my tolkien seminars i was 'that one girl obsessed with dwarf culture' #because screw elves
Dec 21, 201111 notes

thesilverfeatheredraven replied to your post: It’s my day off! I am in a holiday mood! So, if…

Oooo…Erik, Skuld, and Barbas have holiday mead and discuss their holiday traditions, and then Erik embarrasses himself in front of Skuld. Or something.

Skuld drains the horn cup, squints into the bottom, and suppresses a belch.

“Happy Burning-of-King-Olaf day, I suppose.” she sets the cup down on the stone balustrade, one of the many that lined Solitude’s streets.”Talos, you Nords are strange.”

“You’re a Nord too.” Erik points out, sipping his own mead somewhat more carefully. At his feet, Barbas surreptitiously licks up a puddle of mead that Erik spilled for him earlier. Skuld shrugs.

“Half-Nord, really, raised in Cyrodiil. I don’t know if that counts. I never celebrated any of the Nord festivals before I came here.” Skuld gestures for Erik’s mead and heats it back up for him with a little fire conjured to her fingers. “Mother and grandad tried, but they weren’t really the most organised people, or the most traditional Nords. Usually at wintertime they’d settle for spiced mead, lots of songs, and passing out after eating too much.”

“Sounds like a Nord holiday to me.” Erik smiles, taking his cup back. “Back in Rorikstead, we have a big feast in the inn and everyone wears their holiday clothes.”

“Are you guys talking about Clavicusmas?” Barbas asks. “Cause neither of you are doing it right.”

“Holiday clothes?” Skuld smirks, ignoring Barbas. ‘What kind of holiday clothes?”

“Nothing.” Erik replies, too late. ‘“That was before I was an adventurer, anyway-“

“What kind?” She’s clearly in one of her moods now, unable to resist the idea of Rorikstead decked out in cheesy holiday attire.

“Jumpers.” Erik admits, resigned. “Woolly jumpers.”

“With patterns?”

“Hideous ones.” Erik confirms miserably.

Skuld’s eyes light up and she moves closer. “I want to see them.”

Erik goes better than that. He gets Skuld one of her own.

Dec 19, 20113 notes
#consider this my non-artist way of joining in the horrible jumpers meme #skyrim #skuld wyrmsdottir #erik the slayer #barbas
Rub a dub dub

Basically, this is for spicyshimmy. I have had this on my hard drive for far too long, awaiting an ending (just writing about bathtime!Fenris seemed bit self indulgent, even for fanfic) and then she asked about Fenris’ original hair colour and I just knew how it had to finish.

Fenris stared at the gold coins filling his palm and carefully counted them out. Hawke had dumped them in his hand after the fight- “For services rendered.”- with that smile that meant Fenris couldn’t argue back, even if he wanted to. So he was left with this handful of gold and an afternoon to kill. Fenris looked around, then raised an arm and sniffed speculatively. He knew what he was going to do.
 

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Dec 19, 20119 notes
#fenris #dragon age 2 #isabela #hawke #fanfic
Dec 19, 20113 notes
#smiling victorians #adorableness
Shale encounters the only thing worse than pigeons: Tinsel.

Shale’s eyes narrowed imperceptibly as the man approached. At last. The old enemy. Stone skin did not feel the cold, but Shale had tracked the leaves falling from the trees and the tiny humans wearing increasingly woolly layers of clothing. This was not a surprise.

He was carrying all the traditional implements of torture: the ladder, the garlands, and, worst of all, the long strands of shiny rope. Shale roared silently as he strung them carefully over and around her shoulders, head and- worst of all- her nose.

Shale would spend another winter season ticklish but permanently unable to sneeze.

Dec 19, 2011

It’s my day off! I am in a holiday mood! So, if you want to request drabbles (especially holiday themed ones) go ahead!

Dec 19, 2011
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Dec 18, 201124 notes

Bluh Christmas!fic is utterly failing SEBASTIAN VAEL Y U SO UNCOOPERATIVE D:

Dec 18, 20111 note
#adventures in fanfic #ragh
Dec 18, 20114,870 notes
#thank you brain
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